Oh blog,

Oh blog, I'm sorry I've been neglecting you.  Truly, it's not you, it's me.  Isn't this always the way things go?  A new relationship is so exciting, I was paying you so much attention, and then I don't know... the novelty wore off and look at me, just leaving you all alone in cyberpedegogyspace.

Of course you're much more than a novelty, I didn't mean to suggest--

I don't want to promise anything right now, I'm really at a transitional point, but I think the important thing is that we're having this conversation--

Of course I still love you, that's not it at all--

No, you're not fat!